Britain, Britain, Britain...Thank You.
So here I sit, glumly staring at the copy of the Daily Mail that I nicked, er, borrowed from the lobby just before I left. Ah, England... the people, the places, the endless roundabouts, the cold lager, the sandwiches from Sainsburys - it all comes back to me like some wild, frenzied dream from a distant, far off corner of my imagination.
And yet it happened. A merry band of strangers, united by a passionate love of the fantastic, came together for four glorious, fun-filled days and brought the normally quiet town of Milton Keynes to its collective knees. OK, so I exaggerate...but only a little. To all the new friends I made, be they Brummie, Mancunian, or from the glorious capital, I will miss you. Be well and enjoy life.